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QUEST FOR ADVANCED CONDITION Militant BodyOpus - Daniel Duchaine |
Militant Body Opus - Dan Duchaine - 354 pages $24.95 (collector's edition)Dan Duchaine Reveals Who He Is:
Who is Dan Duchaine? Perhaps you are familiar with my name and what I do. Notice that I’m not an MD, and I don’t have any PhD’s either. Many athletes and news reporters call me the “Steroid Guru”. It’s a part I’ve played (and quite brazenly) on many talk shows and interviews. Stories on drugs in athletics in the American news media usually follow a good guy/bad guy/victim dramatic formula. There’s no shortage of good guys and victims. As an authority on steroid use, I take the bad guy part. I happen to be the only one who will tell the truth and play the villain. It seems that there are no grey hats, just black and white. Steroids are now, in my mind, passe. Does that make me, the “Steroid Guru”, some pathetic throwback? I think not. I’ve created my own job description. Under “occupation”, let’s put: Human Performance Theorist. I solve body problems, problems beyond maintenance of simple health.
I work with athletes to increase muscle mass, decrease body bat,
improve strength and speed recuperation. You might be surprised
to know that I am apathetic toward most sports. I don’t participate
or view any of them. Athletes just happen to have some interesting
body problems. Bodybuilders have been especially interesting to
work with because they are both technical-minded and fearless. I
also work with actors and models who have a financial incentive
to lose fat without destroying their salable camera-perfect-face.
I’m a body doctor, but it’s not life or death, so I
don’t have to do house calls. I’m a specialist and theorist,
tackling situations. What I do, I do well. Some say that I’m the beet at getting results. It helps that I have no sport scruples. I delve into areas that others are too sensitive to pursue – like beating drug tests. Sports ethics are up to the athlete and his particular sport. I just fix the body problem. As you can imagine, the solution is often against the rules or philosophy of a particular sports organization. They call it immoral or unfair. So? As I said, I don’t read the sports pages in the morning newspaper. My job is to solve interesting body problems that other (sometimes more qualified) people can’t or won’t tackle. As a result, I’m an obvious target for sport authorities. I also butt heads with the FDA, and now that steroids are Scheduled drugs, the DEA, Crotchety MD’s, the AMA and mainstream PhD researchers don’t like me either. It sure would be easier for all of them if I was just plumb crazy. Unfortunately for them, I happen to be, according to some people, brilliant and charismatic. Most of the time it’s been impossible to dismiss me as “that Duchaine crackpot” because I’m usually right. I’ve broken a few laws; I’ve never been shy in pointing that out. I’ve been in Federal prison twice so far. Am I a criminal? That depends on whom you ask. However, I’ve never lied to athletes or the public. Even the Government always got a straight answer out of me. I’ll never try to damage your health or shorten your life span. You will always get the brutal, honest truth, as I know it. Am I believable? Sure. I have demonstrated my dedication, honesty and proficiency over the past 15 years. Like many coaches, I sometimes had to spring for groceries or hotel rooms for my athletes. I’ve helped thousands who have sent me letters. I have their trust, I think. Bodyopus makes extraordinary demands of you. To follow it, you will need more than just perceptible results or provable science. You need trust. Accept this, and welcome to Bodyopus. The Bodyopus diet reveals how to use various thermogenics, low carbohydrate items, and drugs such as Clenbuterol to burn body fat quickly! Bodyopus also informs you how to implement exercise to your diet to burn calories faster and raise your metabolism more efficiently which will burn body fat at a quicker rate! Daniel Duchaine Daniel Duchaine is the author of the original Underground Steroid Handbook, the Underground Steroid Handbook II, Underground Steroid Handbook Update 1992, The Best of “Ask the Guru”, the Dirty Dieting Newsletter, and the Militant Bodyopus. He has gained worldwide notoriety as the “Steroid Guru” due to his outspoken opinions on the use of performance enhancing drugs, and he has appeared on 20/20, Geraldo, the Ron Reagan Show, Now it Can Be Told, and even 60 Minutes. Duchaine is regarded as on of the most knowledgeable experts on real world facts about bodybuilding. Excerpt from BodyOpus Introduction: A Diet Book for People Who Aren’t Fat! *Disclaimer - The right to express ideas about matters which are provocative, controversial or offensive is protected under the free expression guarantees of the United States and California constitutions. The content of this article is provided solely for informational purposes and is not intended as, and should NOT be construed as, a substitute for professional advice, care or attention from your own qualified nutritional or health care practitioner. This book is not designed to deliver professional advice or other health care service and the information provided herein should NOT be relied upon for personal diagnosis, treatment, or any other health related purpose. ALWAYS consult your own nutritionist or other competent health care professional for the care appropriate for you or for answers to your questions or concerns about your condition or a program of treatment. Neither QFAC, Inc. nor the author advocate, promote, or encourage the use of dangerous and/or illegal drugs. Any reference made directly about the effects of drugs or any other substances are for informational purposes only and are an expression of the authors' opinions. Neither QFAC, Inc, the editors, the author or their affiliates are responsible or liable, directly or indirectly, for ANY form of damages whatsoever resulting from the use, or misuse, of the information contained in or implied by this book, and any choice to use or follow the information presented herein is at the reader's own decision. 
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